Go here to request a free Lenox jig saw blade. I don't have a jig saw, but I do have a hand that can move back and forth really fast.
This offer lasts until 10/1/19, so you've got some time 🙂
While researching this, I landed on a page that said something along the lines of “there's no such thing as a free lunch, but how about a free blade?” Oh yeah? I accept your challenge. A dash of hot sauce, a little pepper, and I'll be able to eat that saw blade in no time. Plus my dentist mentioned business is slow, so it's win win for everybody!
[thanks to Hiffer Mike for sending this in!]