EDIT: We Hiffed that one pretty fast.
Isn't it about time that this free Lever 2000 soap update itself? It's 2010, people. When are we going to start demanding more from our soaps? I want a soap that can not only clean myself, but also scrub my tub as it heads for the drain and, oh I don't know, make a mean souffle.
Is that really too much to ask for?