EDIT: This is no longer available, but I'll keep checking it over the next few hours to see if it comes back.
The free Lever2000 soap offer page on Walmart's site has bubbles you can roll over which pop and displays words that supposedly describe the soap. I got playful, happiness, smooth, and laughter before giving up and moving on. Who thinks of their soap as being playful? I'm not sure they're using it correctly if they do. And smooth? Quick, name me a soap that's jagged and sharp! Exactly.