EDIT: As Joe in the comments said, this offer has gone limp.
I'm not having the best of luck with freebies this week. However, being an unflinchingly optimistic fool, I can feel my fortune turning around. Why? Because the last time I posted this, it was accidentally classified under our default category: Animals / Pets. Oops.
But not this time! I've quadruple checked that this post is marked under Body Products, so that makes the score Universe: 15,168 – Goob: 1. The comeback has begun!