As long as you're one of the first 100,00 to sign up and haven't used their services in the past 12 months, you can get a coupon for one free LiveSunless tanning session. I didn't even bother searching for a nearby location because I do all my tanning au naturel. By which I mean sitting front of my computer with the brightness setting as high as possible.
The coupon expires on April 30, so you'll have to use it this week … OR ELSE! I never was that good at making threats.