EDIT: How longer available, sorry!
Mary Kay sure does enjoy making huge promises. First it was the ultimate mascara and now they've got this . Really? It performs miracles? Sweet! I have no idea what any of the free items listed below do, but by all means, bring on the divine interventions!
TimeWise 3-in-1 Cleanser (Goob: How can three go into one?!)
TimeWise Age Fighting Moisturizer
TimeWise Day Solution Sunscreen SPF 25
TimeWise Night Solution
Hmmm. Not quite the miracles I was hoping for there since I'm a dude. Unless maybe the “Night Solution” performs the miracles of making your dreams come true. Ohhhhh baby, come on giant army of mutant lobsters commanded by Napoleon, who of course is using the Age Fighting Moisturizer to stave off death. The Knights of the Round Table and I are ready to finally beat you guys once and for all!