EDIT: Looks like we're destined for bland food. This freebie is dead.
I'm not much of a cook, but I try my hardest. And by “try my hardest” I mean “take food and then drench it in seasonings.” I don't even care if thisisn't any good. By the time I'm through cooking with it, there will be so many other seasonings mixed in that your taste buds will probably implode after only two bites.