At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
— noog (@noogscorner) January 7, 2012
This free McGruff the Crime Dog gun safety DVD reminds me of the tweet above for some reason, which still makes me laugh like an idiot. See, this is the reason why Twitter is fun! Anybody who argues otherwise clearly isn't following me.
Oh yeah, back to the freebie. I know this is aimed at kids, but I'll probably watch it myself. I know enough not to play with guns or point them at anything I wouldn't want to shoot, but I'm hoping this DVD might have a few pointers on how to actually hit what I'm aiming at. Thanksgiving is always a fun time in the Goob Household. The entire extended family gets together, friends from across the land join as well, and everybody has a deep, cathartic laugh as I empty four or five clips per can.