I'm home and in one piece. If you ever get the chance to travel to the middle east, I can't recommend Oman enough. I'm not sure which were more phenomenal; the people or the scenery.
But enough with that. Walmart is offering free Metamucil drink mix for the seven hundredth time. Is there any chance this is some sort of freebie laundering scheme? Metamucil “gives” a million samples, 999,999 of which are requested to a PO Box for Licumatem LLC in the Cayman Islands. Bet my knees will be politely introduced to a lead pipe now that I blew the whistle. Eh, wouldn't be the first time!