Times like this make me sad that I've moved from Illinois to the West Coast. I mean, take this free mini waffle cone for Waffle Cone Day tomorrow at Marble Slab and Maggie Moo's from 3pm to 6pm. If I still lived in Illinois? There's a participating Marble Slab location right down the road from my old apartment that I could have walked to! Now? There aren't even any participating Maggie Moo's locations either near me!
I guess this just means I'll have to get another Starbucks instead. There's one of those in a Starbucks next to a Starbucks that's next to another Starbucks. Hey, I think I see David Walliams!