Times like this make me sad that I've moved from Illinois to the West Coast. I mean, take this. If I still lived in Illinois? There's a right down the road from my old apartment that I could have walked to! Now? There aren't even any either near me!
I guess this just means I'll have to get another Starbucks instead. There's one of those in a Starbucks next to a Starbucks that's next to another Starbucks. Hey, I think I see David Walliams!