Stop by your local 7-Eleven tomorrow, Tuesday, April 23 to get free MiO Energy Black Cherry water flavor enhancement squirty stuff. I've never had this flavor, but I was impressed with the originals they gave away years ago.
The sample is only for the Energy Black Cherry flavor and all you have to do is mention this promotion at the register. If they give you any trouble, tell them Goob sent you then throw on your sunglasses and walk out. That probably won't work in 99.99% of cases, but it'd be pretty bad ass for the lucky 00.01% of Hiffers!