People, I have an addiction and I need help. Every day my mailbox is stuffed with free magazines and yet I only have enough time in the day to maybe read one entire magazine cover to cover. I've got a stack of magazines in my room pulling off their best impression of the Leaning Tower of Pisa and it's only a matter of time before you see the headline “Man Crushed By Falling Stack of Free Magazines.” Maxim, TV Guide, The Economist, Forbes, Inc, Sound & Vision, Website Magazine, U.S. News & World Report, Martha Stewart, Woman's Day and now a free one year subscription to Motorcyclist magazine can be added to the tower. Somebody stop me. I don't even own a motorcycle!
[via I Love Free Things]