EDIT: This is no longer available.
I'm no tot, but I'm a sucker for rhymes so thisis right in my wheelhouse.
If you don't have a Vocalpoint account, you should apply for one today. They give out some great freebies, but they only allow moms to join their site. That's females. With children. Got it? I'd try to wink but I know I'd end up knocking my contacts out.