Free Movember Promotional Items

At work they were surprised when I flat ironed my hair and came to work with an awesome comb-over/straight hair a la Matt Smith. Yup, the guy with the crazy curly afro was able to pull it off in an amazing Galifreyan way.

That makes me think that the next thing I need to do is grow a mustache, then register and participate in Movember so I can grab this free Movember promotional kit with its wristband, buttons, and posters.

Why not? I mean, I've already tried most hairstyles known to man-kind…