Thiscomes with 60 recipes and a batch of coupons, but it's only available in 14 east coast states. That certainly stinks, but it's the best freebie I can find right now! That was supposed to be a subtle hint to any marketing executives who read HIF, but now that I've typed this sentence out, it's not so subtle anymore. It's kind of right in their face. It's almost as if I spray painted “we'd like more freebies, please” onto their monitor.
Be right back, I'm gonna go rummage through the garage for my paint cans.