EDIT: We Hiffed it, folks!
Oprah was giving away some of these last July, so you know they've got to be pretty good. In fact, their site boasts it's “clinically proven to increase skin's firmness by up to 42% within 10 minutes.” Now, what if I use triple the recommended dose? Will my skin become so firm it's impenetrable? Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is to become a super
villain hero and take over the world take over the world!
Wait a minute, doh!
[via Crissy – thanks!]