Become a fan of Nabisco Cookies on Facebook and you'll get a BOGO coupon on March 1. Don't worry, I'll post a reminder on Monday to…remind you. I probably could have worded that better.
I find it funny that HIF has almost double the number of fans as Nabisco. If I understand transitive relations, and there's absolutely no evidence to suggest I do, then that means if HIF were a brand of cookies, people would be eating more of them than Oreos. I feel oddly honored.