This freebie was originally posted on August 2, 2013 and is still available!
I initially wrote off this newoffer because it wouldn't let me register, but then I tried listing myself as Ms. Goob and WHAT DO YA KNOW?! Just another freebie perpetuating the industry-wide standard of deriding us dudes! Well I've had about enough of it! Men, put down the mouse, grab your pitchfork, and meet me downtown! IT'S TIME WE TAKE A STAND!
Ah man, there's only like 10 of us. This isn't enough for a revolution. This is barely enough for a softball team. Speaking of which, drinks? I'll meet y'all at the bar!