EDIT: They've locked the form, so looks like the offer has expired.
It's 12:30am and I'm commanding a train to Drunkville, so let's just go sign up for this free Nescafe Memento sample pack and be pleased with the fact that I was able to string together enough words to form a decent sentence. I think this is coffee or … maybe chocolate? Let's just say chocolate coffee. Unless it's not chocolate coffee. In that case, pretend I said whatever it turns out to be.