Theflavors are Vanilla, Colombian, Original, Decaff, and Hazelnut. I call foul! How is “original” a flavor? Okay, maybe it's the coffee equivalent of plain, like vanilla ice cream, but then what does that make vanilla coffee? Chocolate ice cream? And wait a minute, decaff isn't a flavor either! Unless it's like sugar-less ice cream. Hazelnut translates both ways and I guess Colombian is like cocaine ice cream.
What? That's not a real flavor? Oh… that's why the local ice cream parlor was raided last year.