I can't for the life of me figure out how to qualify for five free Nesquik chocolate drink sticks plus the $1.50 coupon they come with. Hopefully a few Hiffers will have better luck. I've seen other sites report only folks with children aged 3-5 who drink chocolate more than once a week get in, but Nesquik must have some sort of top secret lie detector powering their site.
I also wanted to say thank you for all the well wishes I received over the past few weeks when I left on my trips! Y'all are the best.