Ellen Degeneres is finally offering some freebies for humans in the form of free Nivea Happy Sensation body lotion or Touch of Happiness body wash. While I think I've done a great job of not making fun of freebies lately, I do have to ask: Nivea, what's going on here?
“Want to get happy?” is your tagline? Plus, are these girls really that happy over Nivea soap? I'm guessing it's not so much to do with their clean skinas it is living in a house with a giant crystal chandelier. And the chick on the left isn't even looking at the camera. It's right in front of you! Come on!