The free Ocean Spray Sparkling Juice Drink offer from last month is available again for those who missed it. It's nice that Ocean Spray is looking out for their customers by offering this for a third time, but at the same time I now have to make a third joke about this. So … um. Like, something about oceans. Maybe how I've never been able to successfully drink ocean water and then I'd close with a riff on how stupid I am.
Eh, close enough.