EDIT: We Hiffed the heck out of this one.
So what are the odds that these free Ola Loa multi-vitamins cure poison ivy? Because, you guessed it, I inadvertently walked through a patch a few days back and now I'm starting to break out.
I can speak with experience that a small dose of steroids from the doctor gets rid of it quickly, but a far more cathartic method is to take a flamethrower to the woods behind your house. I'd give you more tips, but my annoying lawyer keeps yelling at me to stop typing if I want to avoid being charged with arson.