Posting thisis a true testimonial to my credo to post any legitimate freebie, despite what I personally think about it. It's not the lobbyist group that bothers me, but the anagrams! Reading a text message from one of my siblings is like trying to decipher the Rosetta Stone by only using a German enigma machine. I'll spend 5 minutes typing out a paragraph to them and within 15 seconds receive a reply that looks as if they typed it while trying to kill a spider on their keyboard.
The best part is the incredulous look they give me when confronted. “What do you mean you don't know what ‘idkcmaswss' means? It obviously stands for ‘I don't know, call Mom and see what she says.'” This is usually followed by an eye roll and slight chuckle that can only be interpreted in one way – that I'm the idiot in this equation.