EDIT: These are unfortunately dead now.
Walmart is giving away free Orville Redenbacher Smart Cakes (if that link doesn't work for you, try this link instead) and I have to admit that I'm quite conflicted. On the one hand I get hungry often and will probably want to eat these. On the other hand, they're supposedly “smart.” What exactly does that mean? Can it do my taxes for me? Because I'm usually the guy in his accountant's office each April going “uh, yeah, I've got a receipt here for gum. Can I write that off? Oooh, my dogs totally depend on me, I can write them off, no?”