EDIT: They've run out of supplies.
Walmart is giving away some free Oxy Maximum cleansing pads for anybody who needs a little help in the battle against acne. As a teenager, I once took that metaphor a little too far while in chemistry class. A few of my upstanding young role model friends and I decided to see if we could make our own mustard gas. Halfway through the process, I dropped the beaker and blasted my face with our concoction. It turned out to work wonders for my acne! The only slight downside was that it slightly scalded the rest of my face.
And just think, pretty soon my generation will be running the place!