EDIT: The good news is this freebie lasted much longer than most Walmart freebies. The bad news is that it's now dead.
Walmart is giving away some free Pamprin for all of our menstrual cramping needs. This is just a pain reliever tailored for women, right? I tried something similar before and it cleared up my migraine, but I've always been afraid to take it too much because I'm not sure if it'll turn me into a girl. I probably should have paid a little more attention in science class.