FINALLY! THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS FOR HAS ARRIVED! FREE GOLD BARS FOR EVERYBODY, LET'S PARTY!
*Goob rushes out the door to max out every credit card in his name*
What a day, that was way too fun. Look at all this awesome, pointless stuff I bought! So when do I pick up myon Monday, February 8? Should I bring a forklift or do you think I can load all the crates myself?