With a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, a blast from our freebie past emerges!
Boy Adam: Zoinks, Goobman! Has it really been a year since we were last here?
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam! And boy, do we smell stale and musty! We can not fight crime and find freebies this way! What do we have in the Freebie Cave?
Boy Adam: I don't know, Goobman. Things have been getting rusty around here.
Goobman: Boy Adam, do you mean to tell me that after all of this time that Lord Undrallio, our arch nemesis, has been hoarding all of the freebies and these fine folks don't know who we are?
Boy Adam: Sadly, Goobman! Now, with our untriumphant return, its almost like we pulled a Farve on them now!
Goobman: Well, make haste to request this free sample of Pantene Pro-V Shampoo and Conditioner, Boy Adam! For if we don't shower soon after this year that we spent away, we'll be seen by our cartoony stink lines for pages away!
. . . to always be continued, but fresher and cleaner this time!
[via the forums]