To the 14 Pittsburgh Pirates fans out there, I've got great news! You can get free tickets! All you have to do is sign up, pick which game you want to attend, and there will then be one free Infield Grandstand ticket waiting for you at Will Call on the day of the game. They even give you the option of purchasing discounted tickets next to your free seat, if you so choose. Then again, there's not much stopping your friends from all picking the same game and getting in for free as well. Of course, it's all a moot argument since nobody wants to go watch the Pirates play in the first place.
Ok, sorry Pirates fans. I love the Mariners, so I follow an equally crappy team. We're all losers in this equation.