EDIT: This is dead.
I get the image of a chick running on this free Playtex sport page, but I'm a little baffled by the next one of her shopping. Is shopping a sport to women? You know, that might explain a lot. I enjoy the company of a woman who appreciates sports, but now I'm gonna have to rethink that position.
How about this new rule of thumb: If an activity involves trying on more than two pairs of outfits, it's not a sport. Can we all agree to this? Oh, and here's a secondary page for when the Wal Mart offer dies soon.