EDIT: And it's dead already. The Freebie Gods apparently don't like me stealing democracy.
I didn't have time to search for freebies today in between all the election fraud I was committing by hacking the new Diebold machines. But luckily for you, Sherri sent in this free popcorn offer from Wal Mart. So when you wake up tomorrow and learn that Goob was somehow elected supreme commander of planet Earth by the American people, don't fret over it and instead just enjoy a tasty popcorn snack!