EDIT: The autopsy just came back and initial reports indicate that this freebie died of Walmartitus.
I've never tried these free popcorn cakes before, but I do like popcorn so they've got to be good. In fact, is there any better snack than popcorn? Maybe apples, with pretzels in a close third. Pretzels make you get super thirsty though. Can you make pretzel cakes? That's it, I demand that somebody make me a pretzel cake!
I'd make an awesome dictator, in that I give out orders all the time. I'm pretty lousy at the whole “ruling with an iron fist” thing though. If somebody doesn't follow my command, my retort is usually a firm “awwww, come on…”