You'd think that Mother Nature would have eliminated the need for this free Pampers potty training kit by now. Animals don't have to be taught how to use the bathroom, so why can't evolution take care of that for us as well?
Just to be clear, I'm not advocating we potty outside like animals. Unless, you think it's cool…no? Yeah, yeah, me neither. Um…I should probably go sod my backyard now.