Has it really been five months since I first posted these? Well, according to the archives, yes it has. Although can I really trust HIF's archives? They're easily manipulated by that shadowy Goob figure who oversees them. He could effortlessly change the date or, heck, any of the text for that matter. I don't know who gave him all the power, but I'm a big doodoohead.
No, I didn't say that! He changed my words. He's gone mad with power!
[thanks to all the Hiffers who reminded me about this.]