Did you know April 26 is National Pretzel Day? LIAR! Of course you did, I just told you. Geez, pay attention. Anyway, this mean we get a free Pretzelmaker pretzel at participating stores. Technically you can also get one from non-participating stores, but all the goodie-goodies out there call that “stealing.” Well if snagging a pretzel and running out the door as fast as possible isn't an option, why the heck did I run track for so long in high school?!
Veteran Hiffers may remember that in years past, Pretzelmaker asked us to tell a joke in order to get our freebie. However this year they want us to “share a message of kindness on social media then show us in-store.” I guess they didn't like our jokes 🙁