EDIT: This company contacted me and said they're all out of stock. Sorry!
This free punch pen actually looks kinda cool. All you have to do is sometime during the month of October and they'll send you one for free. I actually signed my little brother up for it and then realized that might have been a mistake. A few minutes later, I'd placed the over/under of him getting in trouble for punching somebody with it at school at 14.5. The smart money's on the under if you ask me.