The 15 second ad that you're forced to watch before requesting free Purex laundry detergent states “You probably want to hear this from a real person, someone you'd actually believe. You.” Whoa whoa whoa. I don't believe myself. I'm still angry at me for thinking there was a monster in my closet for 10 years. Ages 18-28 were terrifying.
Yep, this is a repeat post from March. Thanks to everyone who reminded me of it!