The signup form for three free Real Time Pain Relief packs is over on the right side of the page. Make sure you don't click on the link in the middle of the page, as that offer is for 30 free packs, but also requires $5 in shipping.
It's well documented that I have the back of an 80 year old retired football player, so I'm looking forward to this. Just thinking about back pain suddenly causes my back to start throbbing. However when I think about money falling from the sky, nothing of the sort ever occurs. Come on, Universe, at least meet me half way!