As part of Sabra's voluntary hummus recall, they're sending out coupons good for a free full-sized hummus if you have any of the recalled items (and there are a ton!) with no proof of purchase necessary. I happen to have buy hummus by the metric ton because I sit in front of a computer all day long and need something other than candy to eat all day. Unless … DOES CANDY HUMMUS EXIST?!
BRB inventing new culinary dish.