EDIT: Apparently they didn't appreciate the fact that none of us live in Europe, so they've removed this freebie.
It seems that pain relievers have to have a hyphen in the name: Ben-Gay, Flex-All, Cort-aid. The only one that I know of that doesn't is Tiger Balm. I guess you could hyphenate it, but I've never seen it that way.
With the hyphens in the name already down, thisis some new German engineered topical pain reliever. I wonder if because its German engineered if I can put it on my knees and it'll be like they're BMWs or something.
And if that makes sense to you, please let me know, because I have no idea where I was going with this one…
[via the forums]