If you answer that you sweat buckets and are a big spender on this short survey, you can get some. Otherwise, they'll just give you a coupon. Of course, I'm not sure if my underarms will be able to handle the awesome power of “clinical strength” anything, but I guess I'll soon find out.
Apparently this freebie is stronger than most deodorant, as signaled by the “clinical strength” term. Which leads me to ask: why is everybody who smells at a clinic? What clinic is this? How is it that only smelly people end up there? Is there an underground network that only allow in people with bad BO? Forget algebra, these are the kind of things they need to be teaching in school.
One of the questions asks why you don't currently use the product and one of the options is “I don't know what clinical is.” Is there a clinic somewhere with nothing but people in lab coats sniffing underarms? If so, how do I make sure to never get that job? Can I just put that on my resume?