EDIT: This offer is now expired, however there's a new free breakfast offer as of September 2016!
Registration opens today for free Chick-fil-A breakfast, otherwise known as the most ambitious giveaway ever recorded. It's going to turn me into a morning person? Okay, Mr. Houdini, work your magic. This should be a good show for all.
Slots for breakfast are during the mornings of September 9-14. These usually fill up fast, so I'd grab one now if you're interested.