I won't lie, the main reason I posted this free Shalom Israel 2015 calendar is so I'd have an excuse to say “shalom” 100 times while trying to come up with a joke. It's a fun word that leads to more. Shalom! Shellacking! Shama Lama Ding Dong! I could go on for hours in that I've actually been doing this for hours. My parents must be beaming with pride.