EDIT: This freebie from April has returned for those who missed it!
Thishas me worried for one reason alone: micellar. If I'm reading this correctly (and history suggests I'm not!) then this freebie is set to deliver mice to our cellars.
Ohhhh, I get it now! This freebie is set to deliver simple mice to our cellars! Wait, that didn't make it any better. The mice's level of sophistication is not the cause of my objections here.
[thanks to Freebies 4 Mom!]