Skoal doesn't typically give out freebies, but they're part of the old Philip Morris conglomerate, so the same login details you use for Marlboro and other tobacco freebies should work for this free Skoal bottle opener.
Whoever designed this freebie is clearly trolling with us. I don't know about you, but there's a 100% certainty I'll get drunk then walk around my apartment trying to figure out what this key unlocks. It won't be until the morning that I realize it's a key to losing my dignity!
[thanks Gimmie Freebies!]