EDIT: Hahaha, well played, Adam. Looks like he beat me to publishing this by seconds.
While awaiting my free Slim-Fast Peanut Butter Crunch Time snack bar, it's safe to eat tons of holiday baked goods, right? I'm sure they cancel each other out somehow. At the very least these snack bars should give us all washboard abs thanks to their inherent “crunch time” technology!
This offer is from Sam's Club and requires a membership ID number.