EDIT: It looks like they're out of coupons as of 9:45 EST.
The first 20,000 who submit an after-school organizational tip (ed: do what now?) on Monday, September 28 will receive a coupon for a. I never understood the appeal of throwing away the crust, but then again I'm weird.
It's 3:22 EST now, which means this post didn't make the newsletter delivery time. I'm going to play with the settings though and see if I can't get a late submission. That's right, I'm working on HIF instead of watching football. There's a Nobel Prize category for that, right?