Look, I know I'm not really old, but could somebody please do me a favor and tell that to my body? I always thought I'd spend my 20s gallivanting around the world and creating wild memories that will last a lifetime. Instead, I've used the phrase “sorry guys, I probably shouldn't. I might pull out my back or something” three times this week.
Now all of a sudden my metabolism has vanished and I have to start watching what I eat? Sure, thisfor my coffee might be good for me, but where's the fun in it?